dan.brakeley.net

Happy almost New Year!

Also, I’d like to say that Penis Spam has graduated to a unique art form all it’s own. Take this example:

Subject: A man with a small penis is like a butterfly without wings. Get your wings with Advanced Gain Pro Penis Enlargement Pills.

And it doesn’t stop there! Now that they’ve hooked you with some beautiful imagery, then they go for the big sell:

Big penis is a revolution in your pants.

Brilliant!

Quote of the day, regarding Mary Cheney’s pregnancy:

“Love can’t replace a mother and a father.”
-Carrie Gordon Earll

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Go ahead, make stupid statements based on some arbitrary, antiquated, and most importantly broken notion of what’s best for a child. Ignore scientifically accurate, peer-reviewed studies to the contrary. That’s really good for American families. Let’s hate because they are different! Yeah, ignore the fact that, in order for a gay couple to even have a child, they have to want it so badly that they are willing to jump through horrific flaming hoops of death. Imagine if all hetero parents were like that!

And she precedes it with, “Just because you can conceive a child outside a one-woman, one-man marriage doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.” I counter with, “Just because you can conceive a child inside a one-woman, one-man marriage doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.”

I think it is awesome that Mary Cheney is able to bring Dick Cheney away from an extremist stance on this issue. Although I still think of Cheney as a dark minion of the anti-christ, at least there’s some part of him that is still human. Come on Cheney, deep down, I know you want to re-join the human race! Keep on fighting teh 3v1L!

I’m such a sucker for rant-inducing news items like that.

Thanks to those kooky terrorists, New Year’s can now be (awesomely) referred to as Infidel New Year’s! Let the Infidel New Year’s jokes begin! Hint: add Infidel to phrases like “New Year’s resolutions”, “New Year’s party”, etc.